Yesterday I wrote about making the most of your day and ultimately how doing so will lead to having a great year..snooze fest
Let’s be honest, there’s nothing fun or exciting about being a positive or productive member of society
Tony Montana didn’t become iconic for his good will humanitarian endeavours and who doesn’t want to be Scarface?
We love the bad guy. If it’s not love, then we’re fascinated by the bad guy because lets face it, the bad guy is way more interesting than the good guy
So, this post is dedicated to the dysfunctional among us
To the destructive urges within us, demanding attention, seeking an outlet and insisting we self destruct
If you want a great 2018 then this post isn’t for you
This post is for the ‘Rebels’
To the defiant ones who are guided by no one, consult with nobody and care about nothing
To the success averse, those allergic to hard work, hustle and patience
This one is for you, below are what you must do to ensure you have a very unproductive, unsuccessful and unhappy year
Cheers to you
Take No Responsibility
It’s not your fault
You are not responsible, you are a victim
It’s their fault, it’s ‘them’ or as DJ Khaled puts it ‘they don’t wanna see us be successful’ and ‘they’ are everywhere. You live with them, work for them, socialise with them and ‘they’ are keeping you down.
Forget the fact that you always come in late for work, you can’t be blamed for that, didn’t ‘they’ realise that you have no alarm clock and can’t find the energy to set one up on your smart phone, which coincidently always bombards you with distractions from your social media platforms, keeping you up half the night. How can ‘they’ at work not understand that?
It’s your other half complaining that the relationship has stalled because you’re not spending enough time on it, are not being honest, caring or thoughtful and it doesn’t help that you have all these other possibilities being flaunted in front of you. Don’t ‘they’ realise how hard it is to stay faithful and that being selfish is your God given right?
Your laziness has nothing to do with why you’re not where you want to be so continue to lounge around doing nothing because sooner or later we both know that everything will just be handed to you anyways
Never admit you’re wrong, that you made a mistake or that you can hurt others with your actions, choices and words. No, ain’t nobody got time for that in 2018. ‘They’ should suck it up and read your mind so they can understand that your intentions were good and even if they weren’t good, so what? what’s up with everyone being so sensitive all of a sudden!
Don’t Make a plan
You’re way too cool to even consider planning what’s going to happen next month, let alone next week or today.
plans are for losers – it’s too stuffy and you need to be free.
“if you fail to plan, you plan to fail” is a ludicrous and pointless saying that also happens to be untrue
Who needs a plan? Who needs goals, objectives and targets?
Not you thats for sure!
You’re gonna fly without a pilot
sail a boat without a sail, rudder or captain
You will have no direction, no guide and definitely no plan for any area of your life.
You getting married? The wedding will plan itself and more importantly, so will the marriage but you wont do any of it that’s for sure
Got it? Cool – No plans
Only Look Out For Number One
it’s quite self explanatory really
You are the ONLY important person living so it only stands to reason that you look after yourself really well.
This means only doing things that advance you and never doing something that doesn’t
only talk to people when you want something from them and the minute you realise you can’t get anything from them, dump them and never contact them again…..until you need something again
Take what you can but never give anything in return
Don’t give your time, attention, love, focus, support and definitely not money to anyone for any reason. This year is all about you, by the end of this year, the sun will revolve around you so, it only stands to reason that you become as self absorbed as possible
Everyone will love you for it: trust me
Do Not Work
Do not work on your job, they should just be glad your showed up
Do not work on your dreams, if it’s meant to be it will be and besides, you dream when you sleep and it’s never been hard work to sleep
Do not work on yourself – under no circumstances should you seek to improve yourself in any shape or form. personal development is a losers mentality. Who wants to be a better person? The thought alone makes me want to vomit
Be Closed Minded
No new friends
Refuse to accept people of a difference race, ethnicity, culture or religion
Don’t leave your country to explore other places so you can appreciate the world, that’s loser talk
What you already think, believe and know is as accurate a picture of life as there will ever be
Put that damn book down – ain’t nobody got time for reading and expanding their minds in 2018
Time Is Unlimited
So waste it
All of it
Worst case scenario, if all the above advice starts ruining your life, just buy the time back with money
Money solves everything including buying you love, friends and of course time….Justin Timberlake made a documentary about it called ‘In Time’ – its very eye opening how realistic it is
Okay, I could go on and on and on but you don’t need me to advise you on how to mess up your life, you wake up with the inner urges to do so – all I’m encouraging you to do is not ignore those urges
Do the above and the things you already know you want to do deep down and I can guaranty you will waste 2018 and the rest of your life
Good Luck – okay I’m off to get drunk silly!